After reading over a few strange and obscure language descriptions,
I've decided to make my own. This is entirely unnecessary and
unwarranted, and I'm sorry to do this. I feel even more sorry for
those of you who have decided to read through this.
In all basicness, this is just a very hard to read, and easily obfuscatable assembly language. An interpreter should be a basic Virtual Machine in a way.
Most basic math, and i/o is provided to the program, along with an accumulator, a managed stack, and a writable program counter.
All of the memory space is writable. This allows for self-modifying code.
I should note, that while writing this I am very sick. Nothing like this should ever be attemted to be written when one is at full health.