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My finger() info from 1997

Login name: jerry                           In real life: Jerry Scott Lawrence
Office: The Castle , 292-6400               Home phone: BIG-LLAMA
Directory: /u1/jerry                        Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Fri Nov  7 12:43 on ttyp0 from dial-dominion-0.
Project:  To see the Aroura Borealis, and also go to England and Easter Island 
Plan:


  Our cabinet to Aaarrggh! Productions, as defined mid '95

Dali Llama Barrett

Tzar Justine

Chancellor Ky, chief disciplinarian to the jerry

Minister Preacher

Pretender to the throne, Rob, vice president of underage girls

Maharaj Jerry (throat warbler mangrove) of Ulm

Secretary of the mouse, Kata

Secretary of the aquarium, Keeba

Treasurer to the party, Connor the serf (an ex-fish)

Ambassador Bob, head researcher in charge of watermellons, high admiral
on the sea of duct tape [devil with the blue dress on]

Royal Visier to Ambassador Bob, Jolene, with the blue dress on

Druid Gil, ambassador from his place to our place, master animal handler,
ruler of pipecleaners in really unusual poses, commander in charge of
goofiness, tall beyond belief, McName-boy, the owner of a cool jacket
heir apparent of all he surveys, von Merritt of Gibsonia

Ambassador Poof Von Monkey-boy

Kurt, Comptroller of caffiene, Moosechucker

Overseas Ambassadors Rick & Shirley, the duke and dutchess of york
peppermint patties

Greg, mistress of the night, and Elf, her royal highness

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    Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Two.  One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub
       with brightly colored machine tools.

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Important words to live by....

  "It's easier to seek forgiveness than to ask permission"  - fireball

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Top Bad Guy F^HLaws
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 compiled by ky & others

1.  Once you've captured the hero, you must explain your plan to 
him/her.  After all, they are the bad guy, and they'll never
escape and defeat you

2.  Once you have disarmed the hero:
 a.  Banter too much
 b.  Beat him with the intent of pain, not fatal injury.
Let the hero live long enough for "Plan B" or luck to defeat you.

3.  You must always wait until the last possible second to noisly
ready your weapon, thus warning the hero of your presence


Theorems:
1.  Bad guy bullets are incapable of killing the hero. 
a. bad-guy bullets can incapacitate the hero, but only once the bad-guy
     has been defeated.  This will leave the hero in a hurt, but
      recoverable state for the sequel.


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I believe the children are out future,
Teach them well, and let them lead the way.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
Give them a sense of pride, remind them how it used to be.

I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows.
If I fail, If I succeed, at least I did it all for me.
No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity.
Because the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

            -Pat (Spring '93)

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  sugar ray charles bronson pinchot

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            Tambourine Practice?

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me:  
 Watch me eat Mr. Bear's Head
ky:  Mr. Bear's Head?
me:  
 Now I'll eat Mr. Bearshead's Foot!

...

me:  
 Now I'll eat Mrs. Bearshead's head
...
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Spruchen ze breathtaken?

faken ze german.


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Quotes: the next generation

11/12/96 giles:   "That's one tenacious fern."
11/??/96 grendel: "They've got marketing people you wouldn't believe!"
11/18/96 markh:   "health starvesters"
12/02/96 trouble: "It's his fantasy. He can make it as big as he wants."
12/04/96 markh:   "They were just as bright as they were loud."

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            mary burges furgeson

               Valerie Knid

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  one of my deeply stimulating intellectual discusstions with (pat)+

    me:  nevermind
    pat: goulash.
    me:  souvlaki.

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10.   As per the hotel, there will be no dancing on the stage.